October 21, 2009


"I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?""
         ---- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons episode "Lisa's Rival"

1 comment:

  1. This is my favorite quote from the Simpsons (of all time!)

    "Alright pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea? I knicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and I'd do it again."